‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the fray
Santa soon discovered that
Someone booted his sleigh
With a sack full of presents
He picked up at the mall
He saw the seizure notice
With a toll free number to call
“Would anyone answer the phone?”
Santa wondered
Then “Boot Release Line,
Can I have your Violation Number?”
Santa complied
And asked for an explanation
“You have three outstanding tickets
For loading zone violations”
Unaware of the tickets
And no-one to blame
Santa assumed it was
Rudolph’s reindeer games
With credit card in hand
And time running short
Saint Nick paid the fine
Instead of going to court
After all, the big man
Was running short on time
He got the code to the Boot
And released it just fine
So when you wake up on Christmas
To see your presents stocked
Remember that this year
Santa was assisted
by PayLock
Special Christmas thanks from JVH to
-Chad Collins of Paylock
