I saw the picture in this blog entry, and then read the first sentence and stopped. The author had it all wrong, the structure wasn't in some mall in Piedmont, it was in Santa Monica.
So I shot off an email to the author, and found out I probably should have read a couple of more sentences. The blog is satire. And frankly, a pretty good one. Check it out. Kudos to comedy writer Mark Miller
JVH