The conference I’m attending is primarily the enforcement (compliance) officers from Australian Cities. They run the folks who write tickets and collect the fines.
One manager from a major city told us that he called in one of his officers one day and showed him a citation. He asked the officer what was wrong with the ticket.
The young man looked the ticket over carefully for a few minutes and confessed that he could see nothing wrong with the document.
The managers grabbed the ticket, waved it in the man’s face, and said:
"IT’S MY BLOODY CAR."